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-I can't keep doing it.
-Come on, just once more.

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I'm too tired, even my arms hurt.

3
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Do it for me, babe.

4
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No... really. That's enough.
Let's stop.

5
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Beautiful, it's only a photograph.

6
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Yeah, but I don't understand

7
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why I can't take a Polaroid
and just hand it to you.

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-What did we agree on?
-Okay, but...

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can you explain it to me again?

10
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One more time, and that's it.

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Okay, ready?

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You click on camera
and on "take photo,"

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and then you select a contact.

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Once it's selected, attach the photo
and click on "send." See how easy it is?

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-Are you listening to me?
-Yes.

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Okay, here.

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There.

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You're invading my privacy.
You can't take pictures of my butt.

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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

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So what?
Are you going to sue me?

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That depends.

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What are you willing to do
to keep me from suing you?

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-I plead guilty.
-Oh, you do?

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Really? This is what you want?

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HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE

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Listen, Gonzalo.

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I said it once, and I won't say it again.
This is the last time.

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I wouldn't fuck you
if I got paid a million dollars, okay?

29
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I'm not calling for that, Fabiana.

30
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I want to know if you're coming over
because you haven't confirmed

31
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and I have to know
how much to buy.

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I'll be there, I guess.
I don't know, I'll go.

33
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Great, see you here. Bye.

34
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We're an intergalactic fuck away
from being unemployed again.

35
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Well, at least...

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-Let me see.
-...this movie will be better than Dumped.

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Well, ready.

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I wanted to say this.
I'd love to continue working with you.

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I'm setting up a production company
with some friends,

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and we're going to develop
a lot of projects.

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We don't have a lot of money,
but we'd like you to participate.

42
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We can run your errands,
keep your ledgers...

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You can count on me,
say no more.

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-Really? We can't pay much.
-Of course.

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-I can't wait to start my next project.
-And what's next in the world of Lucía Gamero?

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A miniseries on the life of
Yolanda Saldivar, Selena's murderer.

47
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That's so lame.
Who would want to watch that?

48
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-A lot of people.
-Sure, I was just saying...

49
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Guys, our director has been delayed.
Take a break.

50
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-Okay.
-What's so funny over here?

51
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-Very important.
-No one's going to watch that.

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Selena is great, but her killer?

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Fish!

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Fish!

55
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Oh, fuck!

56
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Hey, what's up, man?

57
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I didn't know you were home.

58
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Hey, Melodi will be staying with us
for a few days.

59
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Come here, honey.

60
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My nose hurts like shit.

61
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Was she run over?
What the fuck happened to her?

62
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No, she took advantage
of Dr. Marquez's four-for-one sale.

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She had a nose, a boob, a lipo,
and a butt job all in one operation.

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It fucks up your body,
but what a great deal!

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It sucks because she can't lie
on her back or stomach, only on her side.

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And I have to drain the wound.

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-This bag is for blood and pus.
-Fish!

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Please don't make a mess
on the furniture, it's new.

69
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No, don't worry.
Your furniture is in good hands.

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Help me...

71
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You know who else
is in good hands?

72
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It's Dr. Tickle!

73
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-No, no! Asshole!
-Sorry, sorry.

74
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-Excuse me, miss...
-Where is he?

75
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-Who?
-I know his games. Where is he?

76
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-Who?
-Gonzalo and his bullshit.

77
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Tell him to cut the shit.
Open it.

78
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Go ahead. Is there a bomb inside,
or is it full of glitter?

79
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-Did you order a pizza?
-Does it tap-dance?

80
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Go ahead, open it.

81
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Okay.

82
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-It's pizza.
-Yes.

83
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Miss, 240 pesos, please.

84
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I wish I were a millionaire
and had 240 pesos.

85
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What--? What do you mean,
he's gone?

86
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He can't simply disappear.
Who is he, Criss Angel or Jesus Christ?

87
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Let me know when he turns up.

88
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Where is he?

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-I don't know, nobody does.
-Look, we have to do this.

90
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This is the last scene
and we'll be done with the movie.

91
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I know. But nobody knows where he is.
None of his boyfriends know.

92
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And...

93
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In this world created by me,

94
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you allowed me to draw
and paint my dreams

95
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just like Hitchcock, Kubrick, Lynch,

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Farré, and several other geniuses did.

97
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That's why I am now obliged
to protect this work,

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so that it's never corrupted
by ignorant audiences

99
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or by the commercial industry
that devours all.

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Because that's what it does,
it devours and devours.

101
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The public isn't ready for this gem.

102
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All I have left to say
to the producers and investors is:

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Go fuck yourselves.

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Go fuck yourselves!

105
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When you see this video,

106
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the film reels will already
be completely destroyed.

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And, please, don't look for me.
I'm in a better place.

108
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I'm in Cannes.

109
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What?

110
00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,195
I'm gonna talk to Lorenza.
Nobody can shelf me.

111
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Nobody leave, nobody leave.

112
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You know he puts on a suit every day
to "go to the office."

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-Poor thing.
-I know.

114
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-Oh, Fabi.
-Oh, no!

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Daniel is doing the best he can,
you should give him that.

116
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But it hurts to feel
that he's keeping me out.

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-We're supposed to be a team, you know?
-Yeah, but it's Daniel.

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He has the emotional intelligence
of a rock!

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He's never been good
at asking for help.

120
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-Leave it there.
-Really?

121
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Yes, someone might see it.

122
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They're all opportunities.

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Listen. What if I talk to him?

124
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No! No, no, no.

125
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I'll call and pressure him to tell you.

126
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-Yes, incredible.
-Yeah.

127
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Thank you, Fabi.

128
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-Let me know right away. Okay.
-Yeah.

129
00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,717
-See you at dinner. All right.
-Fine.

130
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Do you guys want couples therapy?
I'll take food and beer.

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I love you!

132
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I was serious.

133
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Surprise, surprise!

134
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Stop it, Gonzo! Enough!

135
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Stop playing jokes on me!

136
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What am I, your clown?
Your buffoon?

137
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Come out of there!
Show yourself, coward! Is this anthrax?

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What the fuck?
What is it this time?

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Show yourself, Gonzalo!

140
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Oh, no...

141
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I mean... I don't...

142
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I don't understand
why this shit happens to me!

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Sebastián, how often do you see
a Mexican, Argentinean

144
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,980
or Latin American movie
in theaters?

145
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:07,362
Not unless they're romantic.

146
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,941
Good projects are yet to come.
Trust me.

147
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:13,447
Look, this project wasn't only for me.

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It was an opportunity to do
something important in my career, get it?

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00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:18,742
Yes, I get it.
New things will come.

150
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,907
No. Good things don't fall
from the sky for me.

151
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,917
-You know what you need?
-What?

152
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:27,749
A vacation. To see things
from a different perspective.

153
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Lie on the beach, look at the horizon,
do yoga, dance, capoeira, something.

154
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The only thing I want is for once,
once in my life,

155
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for things to turn out right for me.

156
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,603
-For me. Is that too much to ask?
-No.

157
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,640
-Is to too much to ask? So there. Why?
-No!

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I'll leave you with your anger.
Go ahead and vent.

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Grab a pen and write.

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Write what's inside of you,
get it out.

161
00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:51,225
Spit that venom out.
But don't dwell on it.

162
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-Don't dwell on it?
-Whatever.

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00:10:55,655 --> 00:11:00,325
-Aren't you going to tell Mafer?
-Yes, of course I'm going to tell her.

164
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,370
After I resolve my work situation.

165
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:06,245
Mafer isn't your daughter,
she's your future wife.

166
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,543
You don't have to protect her,
you're a team. She's cool, she'll get it.

167
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,258
Fabiana, nobody asked for your opinion.

168
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,509
You asked me to lie to my best friend.
Come on.

169
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,432
It's my problem too now.

170
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:20,891
If you don't tell her, I might let it slip.
It just might slip out.

171
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,602
Okay, I'll tell Mafer.

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00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,646
Do whatever you want to, dude.

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00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,107
Fabiana.

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00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,943
He "shelved" you?

175
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,736
No, no, no. He shelved the movie.
That means it won't be coming out.

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00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:39,282
-It was your fault, right?
-It wasn't my fault.

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00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,866
Stop laughing, this is serious.
Leave me alone--

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00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:45,212
-Sebas? I told you he'd be here.
-Hold on a second.

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I know it's fucked up
and that this movie was vital to you,

180
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,540
-but you have to be strong, okay?
-Yeah.

181
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,957
I'll move heaven and Earth
to get you auditions.

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00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,796
-Yes, but...
-Quiet. Don't say a word, please.

183
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,643
Take that sad look off your face.

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00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,056
-I need coffee and Wi-Fi.
-Okay, I'll come with you.

185
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,679
I'll ask the Yolanda producers
if they cast Selena's brothers yet.

186
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,846
-Excellent idea.
-Thanks, but actually...

187
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,396
-Iñarritu...
-It'll be fine.

188
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,769
...tell Cuarón I need to talk to Del Toro.

189
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,325
This is awful!

190
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,200
I feel like I was hit by a truck.

191
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,248
But you know what?

192
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:31,590
I'm really stoked because I'm gonna be
hotter than the Kardashians.

193
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,418
That's great, my Kardashian.

194
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,263
-They've got nothing on me.
-Nothing at all.

195
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,431
-Poor thing.
-She looks terrible.

196
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,719
-She's clearly a victim of patriarchy.
-For real.

197
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,931
Sebastián. Today was the last day
of filming, wasn't it?

198
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:53,316
Yes, actually,
there won't be any movie.

199
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,818
What? Are you for real? Why?

200
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,361
Are you all right? Relax, Sebi.
I'm here for you, brother.

201
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,855
We're here for whatever you need.

202
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,867
-I'm fine. Relax, people.
-You can tell me your troubles.

203
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,160
I'm a good listener. Five hundred per hour,
I have to pay my electric bill.

204
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:11,924
Don't worry, I'm fine. It was a good opportunity,
and I had the Farré experience.

205
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,840
-Who are you?
-What did you do to my friend?

206
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,130
I put a spell on him.

207
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:19,723
Okay, everybody,
try what I made in my cooking class.

208
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,299
Is it gluten-free?

209
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,764
-Sebas.
-Thanks, excuse me.

210
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:27,556
I can't believe you're taking
cooking lessons.

211
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,181
-Not really.
-It's excellent.

212
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,187
I'm going out with a chef.

213
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,649
Well, it's cool
that you're dating people with abilities.

214
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,941
Yes, I realized it was time
to raise my standards. Want some?

215
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,280
Julieta, how's your band
coming along?

216
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,493
It's great. We're playing
for a foundation tomorrow.

217
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:45,954
-Fabulous.
-That's cool.

218
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,704
Sofi also does catering,
in case you need her.

219
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,827
Yeah, sure. We do.

220
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,875
If you want, I can help you.

221
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,289
-Sure, baby. Whatever you want.
-Okay...

222
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,298
Hi. What's up?

223
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:03,300
Sorry, babe. Billy wants the report
on market closings.

224
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,965
So you're not coming?

225
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,853
I don't think so, I'm not done yet.

226
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:08,721
I understand.

227
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,269
You have to protect your job.

228
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,519
I'll call you later. Bye.

229
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,112
Once you know we can do it.

230
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,321
Okay? Do you like it, baby?

231
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,946
It's almost ready...

232
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,029
Finally alone.

233
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,577
Stop it, Gonzo.
What's going on?

234
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:35,292
What's the catch to all this?
Where's the dramatic twist, the trick?

235
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,835
What's the catch?

236
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,336
-What do you mean?
-What's the trick?

237
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,548
It's a pinch of nutmeg
to give it fragrance.

238
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,843
Check it out.

239
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,346
-Gonzo!
-That must be Sofi.

240
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,724
Gonzo!

241
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,482
Hi. Nice to meet you, I'm Sofia.

242
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,309
Hey, nice top. I love it.

243
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,145
Hi!

244
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,730
-How are you?
-I'm glad you're here.

245
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,275
-Did you start?
-Yeah.

246
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,662
It's very balanced.

247
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,987
Can you taste the underlying spice
and berry flavors?

248
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,406
What else do you detect?

249
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,834
-Wood?
-Yes, a bit.

250
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,503
-Smoked.
-Pepper.

251
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,582
Good.

252
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:18,752
Fish!

253
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:22,335
-Coming! Love! Sorry, my friends.
-What the fuck!

254
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,972
I beg your pardon.

255
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:28,509
My girlfriend just had a triple operation,
and she practically can't move.

256
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,795
She can't even wipe--

257
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,258
-Stop, Fish!
-That's enough!

258
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,178
Don't wait for me. Listen.

259
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,442
I loved your wine lecture.

260
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,098
Welcome to the group.

261
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:40,226
Let's continue.

262
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:44,902
This is a good pinot noir, or black pinot,
because these grapes are from Tuscany.

263
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:50,986
Sofi is one of the youngest
triple-platinum certified sommeliers

264
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,826
-in the whole world.
-I am the youngest.

265
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,412
Wow!

266
00:15:56,039 --> 00:16:01,339
Did I tell you
that I'm doing my Master's...?

267
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,250
That's not it.

268
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,800
-It's this one.
-Thanks.

269
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,722
-Careful, Fabi.
-Don't mix them, Fabi.

270
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,603
My master's on...

271
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:18,225
-Carl Jung's thought?
-No! I did my thesis on Jung.

272
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,981
I can help if you need it.

273
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,613
I studied psychology
before cooking.

274
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,901
It really inspires me
when I create dishes.

275
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,824
Shit. I was pissing
through my ears.

276
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,954
-Sorry, babe.
-Wake up, dude!

277
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:34,621
-Yes, dear.
-Mafer, is Daniel coming or...?

278
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,753
No, he's working.

279
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,710
-Who's this?
-Easy. Stand here.

280
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,501
How many operations
have you had?

281
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,674
Operations? None. Why?

282
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,593
You're perfect.

283
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,882
How nice. What can I say?

284
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,716
It's genetic,
my mom's Swedish.

285
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,600
You know who could use
a pair of bubble boobs?

286
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,682
You.

287
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,442
She's right, Fabi.

288
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,019
You could use some breasts.

289
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,145
-Yeah, girl.
-A bit bigger.

290
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,192
-It's just a comment.
-Nah.

291
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:11,196
I'm perfectly satisfied with...

292
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,281
my boobs.

293
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,793
I forgot, I have to study
for my Master's tomorrow.

294
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,041
-No way.
-Don't go, Fabi.

295
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,463
Stay and try another wine, Fabiana.

296
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,042
Sofia is just joining the group,
you can't go now.

297
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:28,418
I don't drive very well at night.

298
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,759
Fabiana!

299
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,762
She took the glass with her.

300
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,571
We're out of milk.

301
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,487
Can you buy some?

302
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,033
-After work?
-Sure.

303
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,499
I'll stop on my way home.

304
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,249
-Slim, lactose-free.
-Slim, lactose-free.

305
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:08,961
Isn't it getting late?

306
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:11,882
For work?

307
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,469
Billy Boy is going to kill me!

308
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,227
-Slim, lactose-free!
-Yes, sure.

309
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:24,728
Bye.

310
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:36,117
-What are you doing with that?
-I found it in a box.

311
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,699
No. You don't want to read that.

312
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,494
Stop it, I'm about to finish.

313
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,867
Wait, please,
I don't want you to...

314
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,285
Wait a minute, Sebas! Leave me alone!

315
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,834
-What?
-Seriously.

316
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:49,416
Are you crying?

317
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,382
-No.
-You're shitting me. Is it that bad?

318
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,886
This is... beautiful.

319
00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,103
Why don't you make a movie
based on this screenplay?

320
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,851
No. It's...

321
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,442
the corniest movie,

322
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:08,019
written by someone who clearly
doesn't know anything about life.

323
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:14,106
The industry needs screenplays like this.
Something innocent, sweet, romantic.

324
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,738
Nobody would produce such a movie.

325
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,615
How many producers have read
this screenplay?

326
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,405
It's not what they're looking for.

327
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:27,246
Someone's sabotaging himself.

328
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,713
Look, look, look.

329
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,094
I'm not sabotaging myself.

330
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,460
I just think there are
more important things in life.

331
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:33,547
Now I have you.

332
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,640
I want to give myself
the chance to enjoy life.

333
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,639
To go back to playing tennis
and visiting museums.

334
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,394
Eating good food.

335
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:45,889
Can we...

336
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,810
enjoy life, period?

337
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,610
We can enjoy life...

338
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,149
period.

339
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,525
The office is chaos right now, babe.

340
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,414
The Dow Jones is down.

341
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:02,200
That's too bad.

342
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,865
I swear, there are people running
all over the place.

343
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:08,084
We're on fire,
you wouldn't believe this...

344
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,089
What's that?

345
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,673
It's Billy Boy.

346
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,835
He's trying to win over some clients
from the state of Tabasco.

347
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,430
Good, that's good.

348
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,720
Well...

349
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,350
I'll leave you to it.

350
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,266
-Bye. I love you.
-Don't forget the slim, lactose-free milk.

351
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,602
I won't forget.
Slim, lactose-free. I'll get it.

352
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,807
Yes. Okay. I love you, dear.

353
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,068
Me too.

354
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,009
Hey. What are you doing
in the dark?

355
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,020
I didn't realize it was nighttime.

356
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,142
Really?

357
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,362
So you didn't play tennis.

358
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,229
I stayed and worked
on the screenplay.

359
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,817
Good. Do you want something to eat?

360
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,238
Yes.

361
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:22,994
Thanks.

362
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:43,088
I'm going to cook
for the first time in my life.

363
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,564
Believe it or not.

364
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:19,549
A pinch of nutmeg
to give it fragrance.

365
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,353
-Hi, dear.
-Hi.

366
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,528
That's not the milk
I asked you for.

367
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:44,414
-What?
-I said slim, lactose-free.

368
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,739
That's almond milk.

369
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,494
I said it several times.

370
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:53,162
-It's organic and vegan, you like this stuff.
-But it's not what I asked you for.

371
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,667
I think you're exaggerating,
calm down.

372
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:59,170
How can I calm down when I can't
trust you with a simple errand?

373
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:00,463
We'll try this. That's all.

374
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:03,263
The problem...

375
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,302
is that this isn't real milk.

376
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,847
The carton says "milk,"

377
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,440
but everybody knows
that almond milk isn't real milk.

378
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:15,649
It's a lie.

379
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,194
You know the worst part?

380
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:23,403
In spite of knowing that it's not milk,
you still bring it home for me to drink

381
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:24,606
and pretend I love it...

382
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:26,913
when I know that this isn't milk.

383
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:30,409
If I'd known that almond milk
offended you so much, I would have--

384
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:33,083
You would have brought
what I asked for?

385
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:50,813
It tastes like milk.

386
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,718
But don't worry,
I'll go out and get what you want.

387
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,638
It's not the milk, Daniel.

388
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:58,436
What is it then, Mafer?
The brand?

389
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:01,401
I can bring you a damn cow
so you can have real milk.

390
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:07,410
Or better yet, you can go and get it yourself.
Because quite frankly, I'm tired. Shit.

391
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:08,698
Tired of what?

392
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,781
Mafer, don't start.

393
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:13,407
No, no, no.
Tired of what? Tell me.

394
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,254
-Tired of what?
-Yes.

395
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:18,039
Tired of what? Of all this
damn pressure on me all the time.

396
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,964
When it isn't you, it's my dad.

397
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:23,712
Shit! When did anybody turn to me
and ask what I want?!

398
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,256
What do you think I do
all fucking day at the office?

399
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:29,681
I don't know.

400
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,263
You tell me.

401
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:37,599
Because as far as I know,
you were fired last week.

402
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,310
What do you do?

403
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:44,525
What do you do when you tell me
you're going to the office?!

404
00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:48,149
-Why didn't you say anything?
-The question is, why didn't you tell me?

405
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,237
You didn't tell me you were fired.

406
00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:51,573
-I have a plan.
-What plan?

407
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:55,487
I'm setting up my firm,
we'll pay for the wedding with that.

408
00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,078
You said your dad was helping you.

409
00:24:57,163 --> 00:25:00,883
I don't need him.
This is our wedding, and I'll pay for it.

410
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,544
That's your problem, Daniel.

411
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,841
You don't need anybody's help.

412
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,257
But the real problem
is that you lied to me.

413
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:16,141
-I know about the coke too.
-Oh, no, not that.

414
00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:20,024
That was a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
My presentation was great.

415
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,862
-I don't know what you mean!
-I was tricked.

416
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,360
Do you hear yourself?

417
00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:29,822
I only wanted you to be happy.

418
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:36,329
When did you stop trusting me?

419
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:39,580
I've never stopped trusting you,
we're a team.

420
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:45,209
From the moment
you made decisions for both of us,

421
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,264
we stopped being a team.

422
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,100
Fuck.

423
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,800
That's why it's called Napolitan.

424
00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:17,854
Because the king of Naples
couldn't decide on one flavor.

425
00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:20,058
-You're making this up.
-No, I'm not!

426
00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:24,637
I know things.
I went to the university.

427
00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:29,147
Some bored Italian didn't know
what to call it, so he named it that.

428
00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:49,416
What's up?

429
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:53,510
Sign, please.

430
00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,675
Are you serious?
My contract?

431
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:01,888
A great contract.

432
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:05,676
Here.

433
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:07,138
You know where.

434
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,517
Yeah.

435
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,821
I'm leaving.

436
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:20,372
Hurry!

437
00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,199
I'm going.

438
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,874
-Are you leaving without this?
-No, I'm not.

439
00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:28,294
Good luck, I have faith in you.
They're going to say yes. Okay?

440
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,424
Thank you.

441
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,456
Okay.

442
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:38,926
I love you.

443
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,013
So do I.

444
00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:46,346
I love you.

445
00:28:57,820 --> 00:29:00,240
-Now. I love you. Bye.
-I love you.

446
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,322
Okay.

447
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,203
Thanks.

448
00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:19,589
Hi. Sorry I'm late.

449
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,506
ALMOST AT THE END
BY SEBASTIÁN YBARRA

450
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,855
-You wrote a movie?
-Yes.

451
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,992
Darling, there's no reason
for you to write a movie.

452
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:43,820
I'm setting up auditions
with important directors.

453
00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,368
I don't want to do my movie
with an important director.

454
00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:48,948
I want to direct it myself.

455
00:29:49,038 --> 00:29:51,618
But you've never directed
a movie before.

456
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:56,634
That's precisely why you are all here.
Rodrigo, I need your insight on set.

457
00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:00,671
I'd like for your production company
to help us.

458
00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:04,472
-Yeah.
-Lucía, you've always been honest to me.

459
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:07,473
Lorenza, you have all the contacts, and...

460
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:08,966
And who's going to pay for all this?

461
00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:12,388
I still have some money
from the Dumped chips campaign.

462
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,358
It's going to be an independent movie.

463
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:18,728
Yes, but we'll compensate
by making the movie we want to make.

464
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,243
Very independent.

465
00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:23,448
You can count on me!

466
00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:25,491
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

467
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:29,334
May I direct the second unit?

468
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:33,671
Is this the final screenplay,
or can we make suggestions?

469
00:30:41,215 --> 00:30:42,585
This thing's delicious.

470
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,220
What's Vadhir doing here?

471
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:51,351
I'm waiting for Diego Luna, you know?
So we can read our parts.

472
00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:53,641
Diego Luna isn't coming.

473
00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:56,857
It wasn't Luna?
I get them mixed up.

474
00:30:56,939 --> 00:30:58,819
It's... Boneta.

475
00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:02,069
Neither of them is coming.
No Diegos.

476
00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:07,832
Isn't this the movie
with one of the two Diegos?

477
00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:10,118
As I was saying,
this is Sebastián Ybarra's movie.

478
00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:13,582
Who the fuck is Sebastián Ybarra?

479
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:15,464
Me.

480
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:22,205
Nice to meet you. Sounds great.
Let me check my schedule.

481
00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:25,928
-There is no date yet. We can adjust it.
-We can? Perfect.

482
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:29,970
Sounds super cool.
Something independent, kind of indie.

483
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:33,555
Do you have any problem if I stay here?
I already ordered a burger.

484
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:37,902
Yes, if you want. Stay and finish your burger.
And I'll tell them the story.

485
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,650
Santi, what a great guy.

486
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:44,653
-Sebastián.
-Let's have a brainstorming session.

487
00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:49,486
More than a story,
it's a celebration of life.

488
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:53,535
Well, it's more than just a theme.

489
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:57,291
I'd like to tell a story about the loss
of innocence, in a certain context...

490
00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:58,714
Like in the movie Lolita?

491
00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:01,302
The girl is throwing herself
at the old guy,

492
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:04,798
and he's freaking out.

493
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,050
Love, get the champagne.

494
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:10,511
Love?

495
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,474
Where are you?

496
00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:20,114
I'm looking for you,
where'd you go?

497
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:27,451
I'm buying supplies
so we can stay in for three days.

498
00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:29,989
-Here you go. You're welcome.
-Thank you.

499
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:34,576
That means I have time
to prepare a surprise for you.

500
00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:37,831
You're going to surprise me?

501
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:39,962
Yep.

502
00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:42,212
Actually, it's ready.

503
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:45,174
But since you didn't tell me you were
going out, you have to send me a selfie.

504
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:48,925
You're nuts if you think I'm going
to send you a selfie. No way!

505
00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:53,099
I relented to using a cell phone,
but I won't betray my principles.

506
00:33:02,398 --> 00:33:04,268
See? It's not so hard.

507
00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:21,502
We have to solve this problem
with selfies.

508
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:24,253
I can't go too long
without seeing your face.

509
00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:28,552
I want to look at you
from now until you're wrinkled.